I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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