We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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