Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize