do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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