Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Rumble strips road head = magical
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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