Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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