so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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