i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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