She announced her abortion via fbk
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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