is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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