so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
