How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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