you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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