While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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