we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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