I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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