Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
We had to coat check the pizza.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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