So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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