I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
someone owes me an orgasm
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
two words: eviction party
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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