I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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