Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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