His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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