moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
