do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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