She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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