how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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