Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Randomize
