I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
She needs sedatives and a leash
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Randomize
