tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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