it wasn't lemon gatorade
P.S. I can't hear my feet
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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