Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
NoShamevember. You game?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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