I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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