I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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