Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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