i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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