Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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