I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
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How external is "for external use only"?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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