hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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