I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I'm just crazy horny about you
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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