Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
from now on my penis is your penis
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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