I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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