dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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