Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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