Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
you will always have a special place in my vag
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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