windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Dear god my vagina.
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