Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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