found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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