Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
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