Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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