So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
4 words: hood of his car
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
