I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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