R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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