a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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