You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Apparently you make a good broom.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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