just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Holy sore nipples Batman
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
