Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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